1st vaca: 2 weeks at the Greenbriar Resort in W. Virginia. I would take a spa treatment every day and play golf, hike, and eat great food every evening.
2nd vaca:2 weeks at the Wialea resort in Maui in January when it it freezing here in the midwest. Play golf, relax, and eat all the pineapple and papaya that I wanted. Also go to the sushi bar every night for fresh fish. YUM